> > A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
> > Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the
closet
> > and
> > shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in
the
> > closet,
> > with the little boy.
> >
> > The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> > The man says, "Yes, it is."
> > Boy - "I have a baseball."
> > Man - "That's nice."
> > Boy - "Want to buy it?"
> > Man - "No, thanks."
> > Boy - "My dad's outside."
> > Man - "OK, how much?"
> > Boy - "$250"
> > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in
> > the closet together.
> > Boy - "Dark in here."
> > Man - "Yes, it is."
> > Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
> > The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
> > Boy - "$750"
> > Man - "Fine."
> > A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
> > outside and have a catch."
> > The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
> > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> > Boy - "$1,000"
> > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
> > that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you
> > to church and make you confess."
> >
> > They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
> > confession booth and he closes the door.
> > The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit
> > again!!!"